Who Am I

I'm an engineer and business professional from Ashburn, Virginia.

Only a few years ago, the highlight of my life was eating my first steak. Since then, during my pursuit of a hero's life, I've found myself swimming in a freezing lake, zooming along an international motorcycle road trip, detained under the suspicion of murder, shaking hands with corrupt politicans, jet skiing in Dubai, dining on the KwaZulu-Natal coast, and playing street soccer in the heart of Mexico City.

This is my quest for excellence, truth, and immortality.

  • Open Source Intelligence
    During the chaos of the botched American exit from Afghanistan, I investigated the Taliban's "disinformation" campaign using OSINT tools & techniques. Turns out the disinformation was coming from elsewhere...
  • Global Trading Challenge
    I set a record that my university's finance department will never come close to approaching. I left with a $1.29 million balance, as well as the knowledge & confidence to become a great investor.
  • Ocubloc
    I founded Ocubloc, where I worked on commercializing a new IP from Dr. Albert Yee that found nanopillars on a curved surface could prevent the growth of bacteria.
  • Tutoring
    I started helping the smartest kids in school with calculus, but found coaching students of determination basic algebra was much more impactful. My students aced state exam, which they had been failing for years, proving: Anyone can learn anything.
  • 2023-2024
    AE at Yelp
    Unlocked new business opportunities for enterprises.
  • 2021-2023
    SDR at Pure Storage
    Nurtured relationships with key decision makers in the C suite and evangelized complex software solutions.
  • 2020
    Engineering at Dow Jones
    Ensured the stability, security, and availability of products like the Wall Street Journal.
  • 2021
    Computer Science at Virginia Tech
  • 2018
    Rock Ridge High School

Ideas

Digital Nomad Guide

The tools you need to escape the matrix:

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Buffet Guide

The art of beating the buffet:

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Wagie Tales

I've worked all kinds of minimum wage jobs - this was the wildest:

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Startups

Entrepreneurs are forced to start their own companies because they are fully unemployable:

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